So, I’ve got this big cookie that was wrapped in saran-wrap style stuff when I got it, right? So I eat about half of it and try to wrap the remains up for tomorrow and the wrap doesn’t fit anymore. What the chunks is up with that? There’s less cookie for it to cover now than it did a few minutes ago and it can’t make it. Sometimes the world just doesn’t make sense. I’m assuming this has to do with aliens somehow.

Haiku!

Damage the balloon!
We have to cause it some harm
or it will harm us.

Marq ain’t got no Internet. Sometimes things are downright inconvenient. Still, from what I understand Marq’s updating of This Very Website is coming along well and it shouldn’t be long before we’ve got a new design and hopefully a new method of displaying the comics and stuff. Certainly my current method of big pages with all the images isn’t the nicest mode. While 2011 has certainly been my most productive year on my Book of PDR, I’m hoping 2012 could continue the trend.

Also, I ain’t got no money. It’s kind of annoying. It makes buying things more difficult, that’s for sure. I think, realistically, I’m going to have to move to a cheaper apartment in the new year. That sucks. I’ve been here for, like, seven or eight years. Sure, a two bedroom is more than I need, but I’m attached to it. Plus, moving is a pain in the neck. But that’s the price I guess I have to pay for not having money. Because not having money proves that I don’t deserve my apartment.

UPDATE: Like half an hour later. So anyway, as anyone who knows me well can attest, I have serious neuroses about food going bad. Because that thin layer of saran wrap couldn’t contain that cookie I felt like I had to eat it all now and now I’m all like “ooooogghhh, I feel gross and cookie-filled” and now I also don’t have any cookie for tomorrow. It’s not easy being PDR

This month’s Little Choy:

SecGov Robots:

Phone Guys:

Okay, so this is a trailer for a film called The Remarkable Discovery which we intended to make. The music seems to be Flesh for Fantasy by Billy Idol. The general idea we had, as I recall, was that the finished product, which was to be a silent film-style thing and the bit with the scientist drunkenly lashing out and the run to the elevator weren’t going to be in it. We basically planned for the actual Remarkable Discovery, which probably wouldn’t have been much longer than this, to be less interesting. Perhaps it should not be a surprise then that we lost interest.

Originally posted to Contains2 Saturday 13 November 2004

Hey, I’m not on my correct sleeping schedule. It’s annoying. In other news, here’s today’s comics:

First up, Secret Government Robots (now containing more humans than usual):

And then there’s Phone Guys (with the exact same number of humans as usual):

I’m sure we can all sleep better now that we have an explanation for why those two are bald. Speaking of which, I guess I should try to get some sleep or something.

Made at 4:30 in the morning in the Halifax Commons while listening to Led Zeppelin. Because if I didn’t do it, who would?