Phone Guys :: The Book of PDR

Phone Guy: Describe Office

Monday 20th January 2020 @ 4:00 AM

Pete will also accept free cupcakes.

Phone Guys: Pen

Monday 13th January 2020 @ 4:00 AM

Pens are for the rich. Regular people use crayons.

Phone Guys: Still Own A Car

Monday 6th January 2020 @ 4:00 AM

Real power is freedom to eat food from any restaurant! Which still limits how much power Pete have given how many restaurants he's banned from.

Phone Guys: Bored of Fire

Monday 30th December 2019 @ 4:00 AM

Chemicals can solve any kind of boredom.

Phone Guys: Sales

Monday 23rd December 2019 @ 4:00 AM

It turns out that mixing Sourphoam with alcohol creates a mild hallucinogenic effect, but Pete doesn't know that because he built up a tolerance years ago.