They talked me into it. I now have a Patreon.

It feels like a strange thing for me to do, since I don’t think I have the audience to merit such a thing. And what’s more, I am absolutely terrible at marketing myself in any way. But still, I have been running this website for over two decades at a financial loss. I pay for this site to be here and certainly do not often make money off of it. I’m not really bothered by that, though. Having the website is what I’m paying for.

I’ve never been a good moneymaker. Even the stuff I sell on Etsy or Itchy I will generally just give to anyone who wants them if they ask. But those places provide a place for people to pay me if they feel like it, and that’s what Patreon could do for this site.

I don’t think I can put exclusive content over there, though. I love this website too much. I want everything I create to be available here. So the likely scenario right now is that I will post a monthly newsletter over there where I update the Internet on what things I’ve created or been working on. Of course, I will also post those here, so next time Patreon comes up on the Book of PDR it should be one of those.

Hey, Internet! This website has been active for TWENNY YEARS TODAY!

I don’t remember the exact details of what I was putting on here two decades ago, but I made this post in 2006 to announce that the Book of PDR was beginning. That’s this very website! It’s twenty years old.

It’s some kind of accomplishment, surely. How many still-active websites are older than two decades old? I don’t know! Someone probably has a general idea, but I don’t. But probably not a whole lot of them. I have to assume The Book of PDR is now a venerated old pillar of the Internet community.

Haiku!

Book of PDR.
A most important website.
Twenty freakin’ years.

Here’s to another twenty years and another twenty visitors to the site.

What this is, is that it is a post on the Internet. Even on this very website, which is mostly made up of posts that are unimportant, this is even less important. But here it is. Just being a post on the Internet. It is being posted at a point when I have a lot of other posts scheduled to go up, so it will probably be pushed off the main page before anyone sees it. Then it will remain in the archives or whatever of the site, but will anyone ever notice it? Will it be logged in search engines? And even if it is, would it ever turn up in search results? And if it did, would anyone click on it?

This is just a post on the Internet that maybe nobody will ever see, like so many posts on the Internet. That’s all. You can go now.

Here’s the inside of my head:

I’m trying to teach myself to be good at making pixel art (I’ve always maintained it was an unconscionable failure that I didn’t make Adventure Dennis in pixel art), so I kinda drew a stream-of-consciouness piece. The results are full of PDR-ness, so I thought I’d make some annotations:

• To begin, the colour scheme is basically that of this website (more orangey than yellow, but close), which I’ll have had for 20 years this year. It’s a pretty important part of my life, even if after all that time I don’t think I’ve managed to make of it what I want it to be. But I’m still going here in this Internet age of social media, how many websites from 2006 can say that?
• It’s a cityscape. None of the buildings here are specific references, really, but PDR is definitely cityfolk and likes tall buildings. I tried to work in a garden of flowers on the rooftop near the beekeeper, but I sucked at drawing it, so instead we have a cityscape that doesn’t show as much nature as I’d like, but I can pretend that’s there and just enjoy the cityness of it.
• I mentioned the beekeeper, and that’s another very PDR thing. Remember when the Internet was a little more innocent and people got into debates about Pirates versus Ninjas? Well, PDR decided he had to be kooky and special and different and chose Beekeepers. But you can’t say I didn’t commit. I have become the world’s foremost reviewer of Fictional Beekeepers, after all. The Beekeeper in the image could be Adam Obianu, my own badass fictional beekeeper, but it doesn’t really matter, it’s just the concept of Beekeepers.
• The person with the beekeeper is nobody in particular, but I’ve come to think that if this is, as I joked, the inside of my head, that’s probably my own self image. Certainly it doesn’t look like me physically, since I’m a big masc oaf, but I do think that if I could choose my physical form at will something smaller and more feminine would be likely, since I already feel like I take up more space than I’d like and I am not especially manly by the standards of society. And she’s friends with the beekeeper. I like friends and I like beekeepers.
• The building the beekeeper and figure are standing on has a little occult symbol on there. I mostly just enjoy designing symbols that look occult (I did it in The Demon of South Gloria as a recent example), but the one in the image I have designed with a story in mind that I’ve not yet managed to tell.
• To the lower left of that occult symbol you can see Mackestry Manor, home to Many Monsters and setting of activity books I’ve made for sale on the Internet. I’ve not had the energy to make more recently, but I intend to get back there at some point.
• On a building overlooking the Manor is a little creature called a skeffix. This little guy comes from a one-page RPG I made as part of a Game Jam, and is standing in for my desire to create games. I mean, I technically HAVE created games, Skeffix for example, but I’d like to have the time to really refine and produce one that I could sell to the world. Maybe this’ll be the year.
• Above the skeffix is my attempt at a duck flying by. I purposely made to attempt to make this accurate to any species of duck because, once again, this is a self-reference. Back before emails and stuff, when I used to send letters to friends, I would occasionally just end them with “and here’s a picture of a duck” and do a little doodle of a duck. It was never meant to be high art, it was meant to be PDR’s way of ending a letter. I just like ducks. Here’s one time I made a Snow Duck.
• To the right of the duck you’ll see some sort of UFO-looking thing, but that’s actually the Hover Headquarters, home to Hover Head and the Team of Superheroes, the stars of a comic I made years and years ago. As far as this image is concerned, that floating base stands in for all my webcomics, including the likes of the insufferable Comical Comedy Rabbit Comics, or the Phone Guys, which has somehow had over 800 strips at this point. The fact that the two comics I have that are still ongoing are the ones I’ve intentionally made difficult is not lost on me. I really ought to revisit Hover Head and try to make a comic that actually works.
• Behind the Hover Headquarters one will note a massive sphere in the sky. That certainly isn’t the sun, PDR doesn’t enjoy the sun enough to include that particular massive sphere. While making the drawing, I got it into my head that this city is on a moon around a gas giant world. No real reason for that beyond my general love of science fiction, but that still counts.
• And finally, streaking across the sky, is a little spaceship designed by none other than PDR at some point under age ten. I don’t remember exactly when, but in elementary school I made a little spaceship design out of some construction toys and I still have it. I use an image of me as a child as my profile image on pretty much all social media because I want that kid’s dreams to come true. And that includes that spaceship. Like the occult symbol, I have a story in mind for that spaceship, and I hope to tell it someday.

At some point I’m gonna spend a week posting things to this website with titles like “Does This Bible Passage Prove God Is An Alien?” like clickbait titles, but the articles attached will not ever offer any answer. The whole thing will just be the question continuing. This is what I think of every time I see a headline in the form of a question, so it will briefly amuse me to make it real.

Anyway, you’ve been warned.