In preperation for my father’s wedding this Saturday I’ve got:

• A haircut.
• A shave.
• New dress shoes.
• A new suit.
• A new fedora.

I think that’s everything. But I still feel like I’m missing something.

Now, I’m a slovenly man. There’s no denying that, but in a way I do enjoy getting dressed up all fancy now and then. It’s kinda impressive how I can go from looking like a homeless guy to being a halfway decent looking fellow. If only they made fancy looking suits that I could pull on like a t-shirt. And also they had short sleeves. And logos for like cartoon characters and stuff on them. And also I like to wear jeans. And more comfortable shoes, possibly with bright green laces. Also I’d have to do something about shaving and getting haircuts…

But I still partially like getting all dressed up.

Cab Driver: “It’s like I always tell my wife, I’ve got the willpower of an earthworm.”

Me: “Is that a good thing or a bad thing?”

Cab Driver: “I don’t know.”

So, vision is funny, huh? It’s like having a painting of our surroundings made of light stuck in front of our pupils all day long. Hearing is funny too. But less so. Taste, touch and smell aren’t really all that funny.

Eventually we’ll all be flying. One way or the other.

Television screens are a damn lot harder to smash than I ever would have thought. I took four swings at it with Huitzilopotchli Broadbent (that’s my baseball bat) and it wasn’t even cracked. Wade took a couple swings too and it did not care. It wasn’t until we smashed the frame and came at it from behind that we finally were able to break glass.

From that point on the thing was a wuss, so when the televisions rise against us, don’t make the mistake of going for the screen. Unless it was just that model that had an unusually solid glass covering… I may have to do more research.

Haiku!

Got no ovaries.
I’ll just have to live with that.
Until I buy some.

I was certain we were done with the snow here was over and done with, but we must’ve got seventy-five metres worth today. Or something. At any rate we got a lot of snow and I didn’t expect it. Between this keeping me from wanting to go outside and yesterday being a holiday so most everything was closed I may have to write this weekend off as sub-mediocre. Except for that television-smashing. That was cool.

I have been doing a little better with having a social life this last week or two. Only a little, but anything is improvement. Now to do something about my work ethic (that is for things other than my job) and I will have it goin’ on.

Just finished watching the movie Cemetary Man. That was one strange piece of cinema. I enjoyed it and I think I got some of the points it was trying to get across (about 25% maybe), but man it was strange. If I ever had to explain its plot to someone, I’d probably break.

In other news, Contains2 is functioning once more! Hooray! I have email again. I was hoping that maybe since it was gone so long I’d stop getting spam. But I didn’t. Not at all. The only consolation is that I didn’t get spam during the time it was down. But I’m getting it now. And the whole operation seems slow. But I’m pleased to have it back, so I no complain.

And finally, go home you perverts.