Frequently Required Answers
What is the Book of PDR?
It isn’t really a book. It’s actually a website. In fact, it is this very website.
Who or what is PDR?
PDR is what I am. Patrick D Ryall. To learn everything you need to know about me, you can look over here. But if you just want a summation of it all, I could go with: “PDR is a man who is too smart to be dumb and too dumb to be smart. He’s trapped in a civilization he doesn’t want to be in and as such is lonely and wants to find his place.” But I won’t. Instead I’ll go with: “PDR likes dogs, pie, and robots and thinks it is funny when things fall down.”
So what is this site about?
It’s about whatever I feel like writing at any given time. If I want to write a story about gangster flamingos who find true love, I will. If I want to write a list of reasons to put heroin into your Christmas tree, I’ll do that. Usually though, I’ll just complain about how I don’t want to go to work the next day.
But beyond that I’m secretly hoping that anyone who reads the site will notice my brilliance and begin to see the world as I do, so that one day we’ll be able to overthrow the norms and create a utopia of coolness.
What’s that about an independent nation?
PDR has indeed declared himself a nation independent of any and all others. He has yet to be officially recognized and currently still pays taxes and such to Canada in the hopes of keeping good relations when they finally recognize him.
Why are you such a horrible person?
Because I think it is funny. As I’ve said elsewhere, I believe that anything is open grounds for mockery and no retarded complaints from retarded retards is going to stop me.
Will this list also include rhetorical questions?
Not likely. Very few, if any. They are harder to answer.
What’s your home phone number?
It’s the number than can be punched into a telephone to allow that phone to communicate with the one in my home.
Why is my son gay?
You didn’t beat him enough. If he’s under seventeen, you still have time. If not, you might as well just buy him a pink house and forget he exists.
Can Black People feel emotions?
Yes. Studies have shown that black people can in fact experience every emotion that other people can and are not limited to rage.
Is murder truly wrong?
Yes. But not because of the death. It’s wrong because it’s just been done so much it has lost all its flair and originality.
Why do bad things happen to good people?
For the exact same reason good things happen to bad people.
If a group of crows is a murder, what’s a suicide?
A group of lemmings, I suppose.
