In preperation for my father’s wedding this Saturday I’ve got:
- A haircut.
- A shave.
- New dress shoes.
- A new suit.
- A new fedora.
I think that’s everything. But I still feel like I’m missing something.
Now, I’m a slovenly man. There’s no denying that, but in a way I do enjoy getting dressed up all fancy now and then. It’s kinda impressive how I can go from looking like a homeless guy to being a halfway decent looking fellow. If only they made fancy looking suits that I could pull on like a t-shirt. And also they had short sleeves. And logos for like cartoon characters and stuff on them. And also I like to wear jeans. And more comfortable shoes, possibly with bright green laces. Also I’d have to do something about shaving and getting haircuts…
But I still partially like getting all dressed up.
The thing your missing is a tommy-gun, because the rest is totally mob-chic.