Chuggles was the Best Part

Yesterday (but this waking period) saw a viewing of the film Super 8 by PDR and Kiiip. The general consensus was that it was a very good movie and we were pleased. PDR would go so far as to say it gets Five out of Six Pieces of Reviewing System cake. As far as I know Kiiip has no comparative reviewing system in which he has reviewed the film.

Whence Scabies

During the second epoch of the Bronze Age, the kingdom of Uggapaggo was ruled by the warrior-poet Hargtock. Hargtock was a really vain and whenever his armies conquered some other nation, he would force its occupants to build statues and monuments about how great he was. It was on such a project in the nation […]

Merry Wedding

PDR just got home from one of those wedding things. This one was for his fellow Contains2man, Marq. The guy who programmed this website so that it blames him if it can’t find a page. Like this. This makes PDR the only Contains2 alumni who never did that wedding thing.

Haiku!

Marq did a wedding.
PDR bought no present.
‘Cause that’s how he rolls.

In other news, PDR has started bringing back his Shotgun Professor stories starting with the first one. I’ll probably put up one a month, and when if gets to the point where I left off before, hopefully I will pick it up again until I finish the story.

The Shotgun Professor in “Retirement”

There was a knock at the door, so the Professor begrudgingly took his eyes off the television. “Damn Jehovah’s Witnesses,” he muttered to himself. “I swear, this time I’ll just punch them in the face and be done with it.” The Professor rose from the chair, his back aching with the effort. He was an […]