Some Fights You Want To See.

Bear versus Dragon = Dragon.

Cannibal Football Player versus Samurai = Samurai.

Carjacker versus Medieval Science-King = Medieval Science-King.

Beekeeper versus Reanimated Corpse Of A Lumberjack = Beekeeper

Dragon versus Giant Made Out Of Trains = Dragon.

Boxer With An Exoskeleton versus Doctor With An Exoskeleton = Doctor With An Exoskeleton.

Dragon versus Doctor With An Exoskeleton = Dragon.

Cannibal Football Player versus Mariachi Doctor = Cannibal Football Player.

Beekeeper versus Goalkeeper = Beekeeper.

Mariachi Doctor versus Doctor With An Exoskeleton = Doctor With An Exoskeleton.

Robot Horse versus Bear = Bear.

Boxer With An Exoskeleton versus Vampire = Boxer With An Exoskeleton.

Bear versus Reanimated Corpse Of A Lumberjack = Reanimated Corpse Of A Lumberjack

Robot Horse verses Cannibal Football Player = Robot Horse.

Samurai versus Humanoid Tree Soldier = Samurai.

Bear versus Medieval Science-King = Medieval Science-King.

Dragon versus Beekeeper = Beekeeper.

(I swear that at least three times this week I thought of things I should write about on here. I forgot those, so here’s this…)

Vibrational Constant

There’s only one justifiable reason for a man to shoot another man: Practice.

So… Let’s see… If I were a doctor I would get to call myself Dr. Ryall. But If I were a Boxer, I wouldn’t get to call myself Bxr. Ryall? This society is even more corrupt than I had originally believed it to be! To Hell With You ALL!

Haiku!

Forever ugly.
That is the way of my man.
The Elephant Man!

It looks like I’m about to have a couple of bad nights at work. I fully expect to be even more bitter than usual very soon.

Animals + Computer Graphics

I propose that some Hollywood studio should make a computer animated movie about animals that go on some manner of adventure. It’s too good an idea to fail! Now, I shall accept some small fraction of the profits made by any such movies, but I’ll let the filmmakers keep the rest. Bring it on!

I’ve got another long night of work ahead of me now and humanity shall gain nothing from my doing it. Sigh… Why do I even wake up anymore?

Haiku!

Clocks can time-travel,
When they are used correctly.
So can sundials.

If a doctor can cure a disease, why can’t a boxer cure a bisease? I demand a satisfactory answer.