I know Bigfoot exists because if he wasn’t there to keep them in check, we’d have leprechauns overrunning all the forests. 9:58 PM - 03 Oct 2015
Man, look at that shitty boring moon out there. What a piece of shit. #StupidRegularMoon 11:01 PM - 28 Sep 2015
What are the odds that the stupid Earth’s shadow would get in the way just as I was trying to see the eclipse? 10:53 PM - 27 Sep 2015
