I am a little late on the comics today, but when I realized that all I had to offer was the Phone Guys:

I wanted to make it marginally better and do something else to go with it. So this happened:

But then, as if lightning from a strange blue void, Marq did some manner of guest comic which can be found below:

I was thinking, it has probably been over a decade since I’ve ridden a bicycle. It feels strange to know this. I had bikes as a kid, like, most of the time, I think. One of my first jobs involved me riding from place to place on bicycles. But then there was this Summer when I was seventeen or so where I had two bikes stolen from my shed, mere months apart, and after that I just didn’t get another one.

I live in the city side of the city now. There are more cars here than there were in Eastern Passage. I’m not sure how comfortable I’d be riding a bike on these streets. I am confident that I would still be physically able to ride a bike though. Remembering how to ride a bike is so easy that there’s an expression about it, after all.

It has also been bizarrely long since I have:

• Been to a dentist
• Eaten cereal
• Seen an episode of any Star Trek

What is the world coming to?