I wonder how I could become the official Twitter spokesperson for Candy Coated M&Ms…

Is it true that if fire bites you, you catch on fire? So fire is like rabies? Is there a vaccine?

August 18th

So, I was born premature so my birthday was last month, but August 18th is the day I was due to be born, right? So it is still kind of a notable day for me. The thing is that I now know at least four people born on August 18th? Why is that day so important? Why were parents of people I know now boning so much in November back in the early 1980s? What is the secret of this day? Probably there isn’t one, but I find it to be a neat coincidence anyway.

Haiku!

Bidul waggle sna.
Those are just some syllables.
Meaningless. Like life.

So, what else? I can’t think of anything else to say and I gotta go to work. So shut up and go away!

Trying to spice up family dinner night? Try replacing the sugar in your recipes with paprika! That’ll really… make things different.