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Twelve Twelve Eleven Comics

Monday 12th December 2011 @ 7:04 AM

Who wants more poorly drawn fight scene? Well, we’ve got some of that:

Humans make more exclamations in a fight than robots do.

Blue was actually aiming for his face.

Mouth-based bladed projectiles are such an obsolete weapon among robots, Jason Dante never expected to see one again.

I can assure you that the fact that Jason Dante’s mask has changed color since last time is a result of him switching to some different combat mode, not simply a mistake that I didn’t notice until it was too late. I… assure. you…

Also, some kind of thing about guys on phones:

Jeremy is so unreliable.

12/05/11 comics

Monday 5th December 2011 @ 5:26 AM

This month’s Little Choy:

If you're making a sandwich that large, how do you not have the knife ready?

SecGov Robots:

Senator Purple has been trying to pass the clam bill for years.

'I hope you like dying' is exactly the kind of pre-killing wisecrack you only bust out when you really don't care about the victim.

Agent Blue isn't any better as a Secret Agent than as a cadet, for the record.

Senator Brown, having never been assassinated before, doesn't know how to respond.

Phone Guys:

Pete's plan involved a helicopter because he doesn't know where to get a tank.

Monday Nov. 28th? Must be comics.

Monday 28th November 2011 @ 11:02 AM

Hey, I’m not on my correct sleeping schedule. It’s annoying. In other news, here’s today’s comics:

First up, Secret Government Robots (now containing more humans than usual):

Val Verde is a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. Or visit.

Asa Green has also been collecting tea cups in each troubled country he visited. Gotta have a hobby.

Never leave home without the means to fight robots.

And then there’s Phone Guys (with the exact same number of humans as usual):

Pete briefly considers getting someone pregnant so he can grow the mohawk, but has a vague idea that there could be drawbacks.

I’m sure we can all sleep better now that we have an explanation for why those two are bald. Speaking of which, I guess I should try to get some sleep or something.

November 21th 2011. Comics.

Monday 21st November 2011 @ 5:20 AM

Get your weekly dose of SecGov Robots here:

The Secret Government likes to refer to itself as a democracy. It makes them feel better.

Senator Brown sounds like a nervous third grader when he speaks in front of a crowd.

And the usual Phone Guys too:

Then Jeremy had to turn back to the business meeting with a sheepish grin and say 'That was Pete again.'

Plus, this week only, some other thing:

Aliens always forget about feeding ducks.

November 14th Comics

Monday 14th November 2011 @ 5:56 AM

Hey, it sure is a good thing I took my site back from Marq and then proceeded to not have time to write anything all week isn’t it? No, not really. Anyway, since all of this was done ahead of time, at least I can give you the week’s comics:

SecGov Robots:

The SecGov news is printed in invisible ink. To keep Secrets.

Living the SecGov Dream.

Phone Guys:

When Pete finds out about X, he's going to be pissed.

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