Hey rich people. Sure, maybe you’re rich in money, but I’m rich in self respect. I mean, not really, but I assume you hate yourself more than me. You probably don’t, but it’s something for me to cling to, right? Maybe you hate yourself too? Right? Maybe?

Power outages are power outrageous.

*uses last of phone’s charge to make sure that gets to the Internet*

The BUZZ around here

Hey look, a new form of content has begun on the Book of PDR. It’s Adam: The Beekeeper Chronicles. This is going to continue the story of Adam, the Beekeeper who played a minor but pivotal role in Secret Government Robots, as well as some of the other cast members from that comic. But now they’re in prose! Neat!

Specifically, I’m going to do chapters for this as drabbles, the type of story which is exactly one hundred words long. Easy to read, right? Everyone wins. I figure I’ll do a hundred chapters of it, then see where I feel like going from there.

To avoid winding up in a Truman Show scenario, make sure you shout “Cut!” every few minutes.