If we made our bathroom sinks out of discarded teeth, we’d be cleaning them every time we spit toothpaste into them.

Years ago I heard a college-age person say “I’ll never get used to the moon being out in the day” as if it was new. I still think about it.

If a werewolf has a hook for a hand, and scratches you with that, you don’t turn to a werewolf, right? Right? I’m pretty sure I’m okay.

If I were rich, my front door would play the Zelda door unlocking sound every time I opened it.

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