Sometimes I take a good long look at my life and think to myself “How many kinds of dogs have I met?”

You can lead a horse to water, but you could also just buy them some refreshing Coke products. That’s probably easier.

Satan yells at me “I’ll make you choke on your own soul.” Lightning flashes. I stare him down and say “Man, I don’t even give a care.”

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