Look, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, but we’re going to have to work together if we want to get out of this space canoe alive.

The Easter Bunny does all his murders in December, since nobody is paying any attention to him.

People think sharks are dangerous, but if one was coming after me, I’d just do a leg sweep to trip it, then put it in handcuffs. No problem.

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