Today we went and saw Hot Fuzz. You should too.

More significantly we came up with a surefire solution to the problems in Iraq. And everywhere else for that matter. We create a new military force called the Freak Corps. We forcibly recruit the world’s tallest man, any and all cyborgs, a stage magician, a boxing kangaroo, a sumo wrestler, a faith healer, that guy who doesn’t need to sleep, some of that family with the hairy faces, the world’s strongest man, a polar bear, some contortionists, psychic investigators, that guy who tattooed himself to look like a tiger man and anyone else who has cool or freakish powers. And they all wear capes.

This military strategy would solve any and all of the world’s problems.

Today I managed to see Grindhouse with Wade. That pretty much makes this weekend a success even if I hadn’t done things the previous day that also pleased me. I despise the fact that I must surrender to my job another of my weeks now when things were just getting good.

I have a new goal in life, but it starts with me being a multi-millionaire. From there I can build an arcade with apartments above for those I like to live in rent-free while we all work to make the world a better place. The downside is I need to be a multi-millionaire for that to work. I don’t know how to be one of those.

Anyone wanting to help me start a make-PDR-a-multimillionaire fund can take their money elsewhere though. Help the world. That just cuts out the middleman that I represent in that scenario.

At any rate, I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I really don’t.

I just watched this movie called Zombie Nation and once again I have to question my “watch anything with zombies in it” lifestyle. It was not good. Like, worse than House of the Dead…

So there’s been a great big shooting in the States. It may be tasteless, but my first thought upon seeing the news was “Thirty-One, that guy did way better than most of them.” Of course it is a tragedy and all, but that’s what I thought.

And about the seventh or so thing I thought was “I hope that prick wasn’t wearing a trenchcoat”. I don’t need another one ruining my image.

Just finished watching the movie Cemetary Man. That was one strange piece of cinema. I enjoyed it and I think I got some of the points it was trying to get across (about 25% maybe), but man it was strange. If I ever had to explain its plot to someone, I’d probably break.

In other news, Contains2 is functioning once more! Hooray! I have email again. I was hoping that maybe since it was gone so long I’d stop getting spam. But I didn’t. Not at all. The only consolation is that I didn’t get spam during the time it was down. But I’m getting it now. And the whole operation seems slow. But I’m pleased to have it back, so I no complain.

And finally, go home you perverts.

Y’know, I really do like comics. Just thought I’d get that out there.

Let’s see… As always, I have no interesting news in my life. Last week Wade and I saw the movie Fido. That was fun. Hmmmm. I won some stuff on Ebay, but lost other stuff. Marq and I had chinese food today. Skipping the parts about work, that about sums up my previous week. Next time, I’ll try to be more interesting… Or will I?

And finally, just to keep it out there I will remind you all:
Beekeepers are the new ninjas.