With my posting habits, this one may be my last of this year. I’ll hope not, but I have to admit, it’s totally likely. In that case:

Haiku!

BAM! You got punched, bitch!
I hope you totally cry!
That’s what you get! BITCH!

I’m going to have three days off this week. In a freakin’ row. Awesome. Perhaps this is sad compared to some people’s Christmas holidays (especially all those unholy undeserving uncool little “children” people.), but hey, I’m pleased with having three days off. In a row.

And I don’t want to say much about the new year just yet, but this is one thing I must add:

Ape Slave Training Manual.

In other news, I’m up well past my bed time, and I’m likely to regret it. That’s not as cool.

I recently bought the book Jennifer Government. Just now I was laying in bed reading and I came across a line which said that in the capitalistopia in which this book is set, the occupation of being a government agent has “the highest death rate of any occupation except machine operators.”

Machine operator is, of course, my job occupation. Hooray!

In other (local) news, the Halifax School Board apparently bickered and fought so much that the education minister just fired the lot of them. I don’t know or care much about the actual story behind it all, but it amuses me on the principle of firing a bunch of bickering ninnies.

In me complaining news, I’ve been sleeping a lot lately and it has been causing me to get even less done than I usually do. Which sucks because I don’t do much any more. In fact, it’s been about a month since I’ve done laundry. And the fact I’ve bought some new clothes during that month does not make up for the fact that it’s still about a month without doing laundry.

Also, I recently worked the word “ninnies” into a sentence.

I’m pretty sure there’s a holiday of some kind coming up. Hmmm. I’ll have to look into that one.

And finally, please donate money to trees. They need it more than you do. Especially the larch.

It’s here. Tonight is my favorite holiday of the year. But instead of participating in it at all, I have about a half an hour before I leave for work. This depresses me, but it depresses me any night I go to work. So no surprise.

Your Homework.

Here’s a list of words related to Halloween:

• Ghost.
• Black.
• Corpse.
• Skeleton.
• Scary.
• Dead.
• Darkness.
• Monster.
• Goblin.
• Candy.

Please take some and use other words to join them together into sentences.

Example: The Ghost Monster took the Black Candy from the Corpse under cover of Darkness.

You wil be graded on neatness and depravity.

Evolution was not kind to toasters. Of all the humble devices to evolve from hot metal, I think the toasters got the worst of it. Poor guys.

Let’s see… Halloween approaches! My favorite holiday and I have nothing to show for it. Aside, of course, from all the merchanidise I buy. Other than that: Nothing. I’ll honestly have to try to write something before work tomorrow.

That’s it for me. How sad.

Well, work and sleeping are both taking more time than I’d like lately. I wish I could quit one. Or both. Or just quit one and only do the other one when I was in the mood for a messed up dream. But seriously, I want to quit my job.

It’s now October. This is the month that is home to my favorite holiday of them all. If that doesn’t entice me to write some things for this site, well, then I’m just a loser. And I don’t want to be a loser.

Also, I bought a baseball bat a few days ago. I spraypainted it green and named it Huitzilopochtli Broadbent. Now if I’m ever in need of such a green baseball bat (particularly in situations where I must administer bustamafoo), I have one. Hooray.