I don’t want to sound racist, but black people kinda look different than white people.

Undead facts: If you have a low bone density, it means that when you become a skeleton, you’ll be able to walk through walls like a ghost.

Well, I’m going to be driving in snow for the first time tonight. Guess I’m gonna die. Bye everybody.

There are more grains of sand in a glass of water, than there are stars in that same glass of water.