If Tolkien had continued his stories to the Fifth Age, I’m confident he would have revealed that Hobbits were ancestors of Muppets.

Look, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, but we’re going to have to work together if we want to get out of this space canoe alive.

The Easter Bunny does all his murders in December, since nobody is paying any attention to him.

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