Second Half of Jimmy Olsember

This Month I decided that I am celebrating Superman’s Pal on Twitter with the hashtag #JimmyOlsember.

Here is the back half of that celebration:

13 December:

SPACE PRINCESS JO

Prankster and Toyman sabotaged the character customization system in Jim’s new video game, making him take his character’s form. If there’s a downside to being Space Princess JO, Jim hasn’t found it.

18 December:

INSECTOID JIMMY

The Superman Revenge Squad has turned Jim into an insectoid for reasons not yet entirely clear. It is ruining Ron Troupe’s birthday party.

21 December:

CYBORG JIMMY

To win a bet with Steve Lombard, Jim had Thaddeus Killgrave turn him into a cyborg, but he still has to have the photos from the dog show on Perry’s desk by nine.

22 December:

SNOWMAN JIMMY

The Wicked Warlock has turned Jimmy into a snowman as part of a plan to ruin Lex Luthor’s Christmas.

28 December:

TRI-SNOUT JIMMY

A rogue Kandorian scientist wanted to recreate the animals of his homeworld and, to that end, has turned Jimmy into a Kryptonian tri-snout.

30 December:

FAT ELASTIC WEREWOLF JIMMY

A member of Jim’s fan club was nostalgic for the old transformations, so he slipped Jim a magic potion turning him to a fat elastic werewolf.

Multiple Jimmies Olsen

I didn’t have a Superman Thoughts post scheduled for today because I’ve been doing my JimmyOlsember thing to get my Superman energy out this month, but I feel like I’ve got to throw out something. So here’s a picture of Metropolis’s other James Olsens. After all, it’s kind of their month too. Here we see them being nicknamed by regular Jimmy based on whatever surface element of their appearance first catches his eye.

These are the poor suckers who would be killed off if Terminator came back in time to kill regular Jimmy.

First Half of Jimmy Olsember

This Month I decided that I am celebrating Superman’s Pal on Twitter with the hashtag #JimmyOlsember.

But I gotta be putting something on this site, so here is the same content in a different place:

1 December:

RHINOCEROMAN JIMMY

Today Jim woke up as a Rhinoceroman. Everyone is telling him he’s always been a Rhinoceroman and to quit kidding around.

2 December:

BIGFOOT JIMMY

An accident during a time-travel mission turned Jimmy into a bigfoot and Superman is too busy fighting Muto to deal with it right now.

3 December:

KELEX JIMMY

Jimmy accidentally swapped minds with the Kryptonian robot Kelex. Kelex is seriously considering banning Jim from the Fortress of Solitude.

5 December:

TWOHEADED JIMMY

Jimmy managed to get Superman’s for a day, but was immediately exposed to Red K which made him lose those powers but gain an extra head and limbs. It happens.

7 December:

AMPHIBIOID JIMMY

Dabney Donovan has turned Jimmy into an amphibioid. Luckily his watch is waterproof.

8 December:

POPE JIMMY

Jim found a magic ring that causes everyone to think he’s Pope James Bartholomew II. I guess someone has to be Pope. Might as well be Jimmy.

10 December:

POINTILLISM JIMMY

Gzptlsnz was not impressed when Jim gave her a painting he’d done, so she is teaching him about art by turning him into a living pointillist piece.

13 December:

SEAGULL JIMMY

After accidentally ingesting several beakers of Professor Potter’s Seagull Serum, Jim is trying to make the best of it by keeping an eye on Boss Moxie’s warehouses by the docks.

Superman’s Doorman, Frank

Back in the 70s and 80s, the doorman at 344 Clinton St. (Clark Kent’s apartment building) was a minor recurring character in the Superman titles. He was named Frank. He was never a major player, but his recurring presence added an element of verisimilitude that made Metropolis seem like a real place. But then, when the franchise was revamped in 1986, Frank was dropped. Even on the occasions when a doorman was seen, it wasn’t him. I contend that this is a shame.

What I’m here to address, however, is the matter of Frank’s name. On the Internet, one can find him listed as Frank Morris or as Frank Johnson. Well how did the Internet mess that up? Well, it’s a mistake that comes from the comics. For a long time Frank was never given a surname. The earliest I can find of him having one is Superman #360, which was June 1981. He was Frank Morris there. It was a single off-hand reference in a story that wasn’t even about Frank. That was upended by Superman Family #215 (February 1982) in which Frank gives his full name as Franklin Pierce Jackson. That story is actually about Frank reveals that he’s a retired baseball player who was keeping his identity quiet for personal reasons. So maybe he was using Frank Morris as an alias? Well, maybe, but we only ever learned the Morris surname from a narrative caption, not a character in the story, so you think it’d be a fact given from an omniscient viewpoint. No, clearly Morris was never an alias, it was just that the writer of the Superman Family story didn’t know about the Morris naming. The latter story even has Clark explicitly note that he’d never bothered to learn Frank’s name. Anyway, the Jackson name is the one that stuck (It was used in Superman #413 in 1985, for example). So I’d say Jackson is pretty clearly the one that counts.

So why did they get rid of a nice guy like Frank? Well, I have my suspicions, which I can not prove, that maybe it was an overcorrection for fear of being perceived as racist. “The one black guy in here is the doorman?” they might have thought. Well, sure. If Frank Jackson was the only representative of black people in the franchise, I’d agree that was unfortunate. But I’d also say that the solution isn’t to cut Frank out, it’s to add more roles for black people (and that is better in the books now than it was back in Frank’s day). After all, I don’t think there’s shame in being a doorman. Working class people deserve to be represented in stories as well as anyone else. I for one, would be happy to see Frank back at his post.

Also, it’s worth noting that the era that ignored Frank Jackson was also the era that introduced Franklin Stern as the publisher of the Daily Planet. I’m not going to pretend I know why, but it seems like the name “Franklin” was very popular for token black characters. I’d guess it’s a name that they thought sounded black, but not so black as to scare anybody. You had Franklin from Peanuts, and Roosevelt Franklin from Sesame Street, and the latter led to Franklin Delano Bluth. Anyway, Superman has outdone them all by having two Black Franklins. Take that, everybody else.