Phone Guys: Bad Slogans



I, Patrick D Ryall, being of sound mind do by my own volition declare that I like stegosauruses. If anyone need to cite a claim anywhere on the Internet that PDR likes Stegosauruses, they can link to this post which confirms that information.
Haiku!
Stegosauruses!
PDR really likes them!
This site is the proof!
Thank you for understanding and spreading the word that Patrick D Ryall does, indeed, like stegosauruses.
“So,” October said. “You control the bees?”
Adam shook his head. “No, Not ‘control’. We work together. I am very much a fan of teamwork.”
“What do they get out of it?”
“I care for them.” Then, after a moment, “Or at least I try. I admit this hive has been troubled. It has been both difficult and expensive to keep them healthy. I do what I can.”
October saw Adam’s eyes watering they followed a bee. “Alright. I’ll come to your team meeting, check it out. But if it starts feeling like cultish, I’m out. No arguments, right?”
“None.”