Me Yesterday: Hey, I should get some onions for when I make nachos tomorrow.

Me Today At Store: Hey, didn’t I want onions for something? What was it? For a smoothie? No, that’s dumb. I don’t need onions.

Me Now, Cooking Nachos: Dammit I hate me.

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