Ghost Encounter! Travelling on the highway, I picked up a hitchhiker and gave them a ride home, but then I realized they forgot their jacket so I brought it back. the person who answered the door looked at the jacket and said the ghost’s fashion sense had been dead for decades.

Imagine being such a good hunter that a rabbit drops your name to sarcastically insult an idiotic hunter and then your name is just an insult from that point forward.

“All Hallows Eve” is an anagram of “Lava Well Holes”. I don’t think I need to explain the significance.

I hope I don’t get struck by lightning.

(Just posting this so that if I get killed by lightning someday they can put this on the news.)