Free Idea: A play about some jerks in animal costumes who sneak on board Noah’s Arc. Make sure there’s a song wherein they accidentally kill and eat a unicorn. I don’t even need to be credited.

I will never forget the little, scummy, smelly, dumb, loser, little people no matter how much more obvious my superiority gets.

I just want to assure everyone that being knighted won’t make me forget the little people. Just in case that’s why nobody has knighted me yet.