Weather related smalltalk, I guess.

Today was a good day. On the topic of today, the weather is quite nice by PDR standards. I’d heard all these predictions that we’d be having the snowiest year in a figurative forever, but so far I don’t think we’ve had enough cumulative snowfall to hide the corpse of that hobo you would have accidentally hit when your car skidded off the road because of all the snow. There’s people out there who like to experience their holidays with snow, and sure I’d be happy for them if they had it, but I’ll personally take the bleak rainy overcast days we’ve got. I suspect it would be more popular if it wasn’t so dark, cloudy, and chilly but since I am, y’know, a creature of the night, the darkness is no problem for me. In fact since I currently do not own sunglasses, it is ideal. I wouldn’t mind a few less bone-chilling breezes, but hey, I’ll take what I can get. I mean, since there was no snow, you didn’t hit the hobo, so you don’t even need to hide his corpse! See how much better that is?

On the less cool side of this weather: the other day there was a total lunar eclipse, right? Some people even tried to make it extra cool by pointing that it landed on the equinox and that rarely happens apparently. It’s all well and good to enjoy that, but I don’t care ’bout no equinoxes, I just like eclipses. It was not visible, though, because of all those clouds that gave me the darkness earlier. Hey clouds! At night it is already dark. I don’t need you to save me from the sun at night.

  1. What happened to your sunglasses *now*? You lost another pair, didn’t you?

  2. My most recent pair was trodden upon by some oblivious oaf who in many ways could be described as myself. Thank goodness the Sun’s working hours are lessened in the wintertimes and I haven’t had much cause to be blinded by nuclear fire of late.

  3. Actually I did hit a hobo. He was a midget hobo and I didn’t see him until it was too late. I had a hard time hiding the body without snow. Red is a christmas color so i put him through a woodchipper and used his blood to decorate a tree. It was quite festive but there wasn’t enough of him to decorate the whole tree so I had to kill another midget.

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