I had some Reese’s Pieces today that had Batman on the bag. They were all black, I guess to celebrate the superhero who is endorsing them. The Oh Henry I had was completely normal even though Batman was on that too. I feel ripped off. It could have been shaped like a Batarang or something. Freaking lazy Oh Henry.
Cheer up. The Oh Henry was shaped like Batman’s bowel movement.
That does make me feel better.