Bathing?

Remember when I used to post something every day? Of course, back then I also did an article a week. Those were better times for writing.

Anyway, I’ve determined that I don’t much care for bathing. That is to say taking a bath rather than showering. I tried it the other day and the only single advantage it had was that I could hear my music playing in the other room. Beyond that, I’ll stick with showers.

I must, however, mention that they recently changed the shower head in my apartment and now it has much less pressure. That, I don’t like. It seems like any time in my life when a shower had has been changed, the replacement has had less pressure. I can only assume that the showers I took as a child would have killed a smaller person.

  1. Step 1:Get a hose from the Fire Department.
    Step 2:Hook it up to a fire hydrant.
    Step 3:Wash self with hose.

    Repeat as necessary.The most powerful cleaning on the market today.

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