The Mafia Stole My Precious Time!

I rented the Godfather II the other day and it wasn’t until later that I was made aware that it is over three hours long. Today I watched it, and I did enjoy it, but still that really ate a big portion of my free time. Shame on this planet’s population for deciding that hours of ones lives were able to be sold and then deciding that that was the best way to exist.

Haiku!

This is the first line.
Now we’re on to the second.
Number three is last.

Do they make high-heel cement shoes?

  1. Semen shoes???!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! That’s gross.

  2. And yet, I guarantee that the mafia will triple productivity with them.

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