A word of advice: It is better to give someone aid, than it is to give someone AIDS. Think about it.
I got off work nice and early today, but then I wasted it by taking a nap. Of course, if I hadn’t I wouldn’t be awake now, so who knows what the correct choice was? Not me.
Haiku!
Alarm clock ringing.
Soon is time for pottery.
Clay people rise up!
And with that, I bid another wasted day farewell and hope that the Langoliers enjoy it to the last drop.
I bet AIDS is Batmans one weakness; like the stairs for professor X. To be fair though it’s probably like everybody elses weakness – downloading porn and then selling it on Ebay to fosterkids.
Oh yeah… Your the man now, dog.
Foster kids deserve to get punched.