Status :: Formats :: The Book of PDR

I’m starting to doubt that I’ll be getting that surprise party for my twentieth birthday…

I don’t actually know if sheep are raised in barns. Probably just near barns I guess.

“What were you, raised in a barn?”
“Baaaa.”
“Don’t sass me!”

“Dungeons, Dragons, and Dogs”
Okay, now I’ll roll some dice.

The tallest giraffe in the world at any given time is known as the apogeeraffe and gets to wear the sacred Giraffe Scarf.