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Owls are not actually asking “Who?” They are not speaking English. Pay them no heed.

Canada Facts: The Prime Minister has no divisors but one and himself.

My attempt to make sure I didn’t keep all my eggs in one basket ended with me having more baskets than eggs.

Nobody ever told me slavery was so good. Where do I sign up?

I’m just saying, the panda population wouldn’t be in such danger if the government stopped using our tax dollars for panda abortion clinics.