Why do they make modern phones exactly the shape needed to fit into a toaster? That’s just asking for trouble.

Star Trek sure has a lot of rocky planets with no visible vegetation that still seem to have oxygen in their atmosphere.

Word Fact: “Applause” shares its root with “Apples” because when clapping was invented, people held an apple in each hand and smashed them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? If only that chicken hadn’t crossed, I wouldn’t have swerved… Delia would be alive… Why? Why?