So what if the current Pope is going to be on Twitter. I, the future Pope, have been on here for like a year and I’m way better at it.

I need dog advice. Is it possible for a telepathic dog to speak out loud? Or will they just not bother because of the mind powers?

Snow is actually the blood of the Cloud Jellyfish who get angry and fight when it gets cold.

I wonder who the first person to rhyme “Girl” with “World’ was. Whoever it was, I bet they’re damn rich now.