What I want from Man of Steel: post-credit Clark and Lois scene where Clark makes a joke about not being Superman and winks at the camera.

12:09 PM - 19 Apr 2013

I just sneezed and then said to no one: “That’s what I’m sneezin’ about.” I have a rich fulfilling life.

10:32 PM - 15 Apr 2013

This week’s superheroes are good at punching. bookofpdr.com/2013/04/14/sup…

5:50 PM - 14 Apr 2013

In space, no one can hear you yell at your stupid kids.

1:17 AM - 13 Apr 2013

I had a dream last night where I got to pet multiple dogs. Today can only go downhill.

1:48 PM - 08 Apr 2013