Today Marq and I ate fortune cookies. Here is what they said to us:

Fortune Cookie #1, to PDR: “An influential figure will make mention of you in a positive light.”

Fortune Cookie #2, to Marq: “Keep your idealism practical.”

Fortune Cookie #3, to PDR: “Your talents will be recognized and rewarded.”

Fortune Cookie #4, to Marq: “You will find good fortune in love.”

Fortune Cookie #5, to PDR: “A letter of great importance may reach you any day now.”

Fortune Cookie #6, to Marq: “Enjoy the lighter things in life and deeper joys will follow.”

The moral: “Fortune Cookies are bull.”

I know I said my next post would be about Christmas, but that can wait. Something more important has arisen. Today I had a fortune cookie which delivered me not one, not two, not three- no wait! It was three. It had three fortunes in it.

• “You communicate a sense of harmony to others.”
• “You have a strong desire for personal freedom.”
• “You have a great deal of energy and self-reliance.”

This can only mean one thing: I am awesome. A cookie said so. Now those of you who had doubts can go become nuns. Especially the males.

I think that is all for now.