I think I might have a superhuman ability to lose nail clippers. I even wrote a post about it a few hours ago including a haiku about how I can’t find them even though I own two pairs. But then I lost that post too. Superhuman, see?

I will not attempt to recreate the haiku, I am afraid. I could never recapture the moment and to attempt would just cheapen us all.

In other news, as my Halloween-time trip to NYC approaches, it becomes ever more apparent how much money I don’t have. I’m not going to not take the trip, obviously. But I am going to be suffering afterward (and a bit beforeward if I want to have money to spend…).

Such is the way of things.

As I am rationing the SecGov Robots pages that remains in this story, I am giving only three.

And there’s the Phone Guys as well:

Now, it isn’t my intent to start putting pictures of myself up every post or anything, but since I was once again unable to sleep this morning I figured I might as well go and get my hair cut, since I’ve wanted it done for like a month now. When the hair-cutting was finished up, the haircutter person asked it I wanted my eyebrows trimmed. I’ve never got that before. I wonder if my eyebrows are getting bigger…

Now I know that I have thick eyebrows. They’re such a dominant feature on my face that if I were to mess with them, I think I’d not recognize my own reflection. And then I would miss all the opportunities to give myself flirty winks every time I pass a window or a mirror. And I need those flirty winks, thank you very much. My eyebrows stay as they are.

Also, if I can barely be bothered to care about the rest of my facial hair, why start caring about those.

So, if you’re PDR and you can’t get to sleep and you already a long rambling post-thing the previous day, what do you do?

You make an album cover!

Who forgot that PDR was in a band? Probably not as many who never knew. A large part of that is probably because of the non-existent state of the band and that the band’s front-man, PDR, is not musically talented in ANY WAY! But nonetheless, I’ve had my Senator Lizard T-shirt for years and that makes it a real band. That’s a fact.

I think I might try to pump out a new album cover every couple of months. Easier than making effin’ music.

Potentially worth noting, the album cover depicts me in character as Otis Durning, from the Secret Government Robots prelude story thing that I did. And I did create the song “March of the Abominable Hairman” for the credits of this video, even if I did it by literally randomly clicking in whatever program it was I used to make it. And both those posts have the word “monster” in the title. Weird.