If I were a homicide detective, my shtick would be saying “Now this seems important” whenever I found a clue, so that everyone would know how important my work is.
Free Idea: A play about some jerks in animal costumes who sneak on board Noah’s Arc. Make sure there’s a song wherein they accidentally kill and eat a unicorn. I don’t even need to be credited.
Canada Fact: Saskatchewan exists.
Hey somebody should name a type of frog after me.
I will never forget the little, scummy, smelly, dumb, loser, little people no matter how much more obvious my superiority gets.
