It’s been thirty-five years since my Uncle Charlie was killed by that giant strawberry after eating a Bonkers candy. I’m so glad we were finally able to stop the Bonkers scourge. We can get through anything if we pull together as a society.

Would people find sex so interesting if it didn’t have that cool letter x in there? I sure doubt it!

I don’t believe in Astrology, but I figure that’s got to be typical of Cancers because Astrology calls us effing Cancers.