Jesus is my co-conspirator.

12:32 AM - 19 Feb 2014

I actually want to have a kid now that I realized I could name them “Rockstrong Punchparty Ryall”.

2:38 AM - 17 Feb 2014

Man. Fish are idiots. It bugs me so much how stupid they are.

2:45 AM - 16 Feb 2014

Hey, the movie Cliffhanger actually seems to have tied up all its loose ends. Talk about a bad title.

10:57 PM - 14 Feb 2014

Helicoptornado. I’m just claiming that for future use.

10:53 PM - 14 Feb 2014