In that long-lost time that has recently been deemed worthy of the title of “the Bronze Age” there was a village called Whimblestimblepup. It had a dumb name, so nobody wanted to live there. That’s why Bob Snoggles lived in a village called Coolawesometown. Bob lived a pretty good life. He ate nice meals every […]

Weeks passed while Dante continued to follow his leads. Gladys assured Adam that Dante’s process was always slow and steady. Adam started a small garden on the roof, including several kinds of flowers and a water feature. The bees seemed to like it. Still, they were not thriving. Adam worried. “My bees are sick,” Adam […]

“So,” said Dante. “Why all this talk about killing and regret? You’re gonna try to tell us we shouldn’t kill the criminals we’re after, right?” Adam, leaning against the wall by the door, lowered his head. His beekeeping hat obscured his eyes. “I am.” Dante laughed. “If you’re looking for the moral high ground, I […]

Dante cracked his knuckles. “What about you, almighty Beekeeper? What’s your first kill?” “The robot who attacked me and killed my friends,” Adam said. “And no, I feel no regret.” Dante nodded. “After that were the SecGov ambassadors, even if I did not directly kill them. I do regret their deaths.” “Not directly?” asked Gladys. […]

“Gladys. What about your first kill?” “Uh,” she said. “Well, I killed some otherdimensional monsters on my first mission. I don’t know if they count. I’m told they were sub-animal level of intellect.” “Still. Monsters. That’s a cool kill,” said Dante. “My first actual person kill was a SERPENT Agent back on Stanislav Day. Right […]