It’s Little Choy day and, as previously mentioned, Choy is spending his year on a tour of all of space and time to insult some non-humans for a change:

Also, Phone Guys aren’t on a tour of nuffin’:

I wanted to get a non-Phone Guys strip done today. Then I didn’t. Okay then.

Here’s the part with Phone Guys:

Gee, I’m running late with the comics post this day.

First up: Little Choy:

Wait, what is going on here? Oh. I’m being told that Little Choy is tired of insulting humans and that, all year long, he is going to be travelling to other worlds, other galaxies, and other universes to insult aliens. You really can never tell where this guy will turn up next.

And of course, the Phone Guy are, as always, having a conversation on their phones:

Just these two guys on phones today:

Here’s some thing I drew while watching things:

You see, they stopped talking so that she could take their order and she misunderstood it. If I explain it hard enough, maybe it’ll justify its existence.

And, of course, we have the Phone Guys:

I guess it must be colder for the Phone Guys than it is in the real world. This Winter ain’t had nothin’ on me.

Now, I’m only giving you Phone Guys today, but that is because we’re changing how we do things. The SecGov comics will now be appearing more than once a week and Mondays will be for other comics like Phone Guys, Little Choys and anything else I want. The SecGov stuff will have a permanent place at the top of the page, with posts like this below, like if this was a proper webcomic site. Sure, people might miss out on new posts if they don’t scroll down past the comic, but I can’t help everything, people. Anyway, should be SecGov up tomorrow if all goes well.

Today we’re beginning the next SecGov Robots story:

Also Phone Guys:

First comic of the new year, Little Choy:

Backing him up is the Phone Guys:

And here’s something I threw together at work because why not:

Apropos of nothing, there was almost a full minute last night where my brain was convinced that the correct was of saying “twenty-second” was “secondy-second”. Sometimes my brain is messed up. I remember a whole day when I was younger that had my brain convinced the number after ten was “eleventeen”…

Who wants more poorly drawn fight scene? Well, we’ve got some of that:

I can assure you that the fact that Jason Dante’s mask has changed color since last time is a result of him switching to some different combat mode, not simply a mistake that I didn’t notice until it was too late. I… assure. you…

Also, some kind of thing about guys on phones: