If anyone feels like buying me a television, a Nintendo, and Mario Maker, I will gladly repay them in kind words.

Got a spam email saying it could make me look twenty years younger. You know, in case I wanted to recapture the suaveness that was me at 14.

A punch in the nose may not work on sharks as well as they say, but in my experience it works pretty well against rabbits.

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