“Get thee behind me, sedan”
–Me a moment ago to myself while passing a car

2:31 AM - 30 Jul 2019

Not all that clitoris gold.

4:31 AM - 29 Jul 2019

Horsies: I would pet one. They are majestic.

Lions: Wouldn’t pet one. But still majestic.

Seahorses: Wouldn’t pet one. Afraid I’d hurt it.

Sealions: Would pet. They are basically dogs.

8:21 PM - 25 Jul 2019