Beekeeper Review: Sam from Spy vs. Spy

We never see Sam. We’re not told anything about Sam. This single panel from the title section of a Spy vs. Spy strip is all we ever see of Sam’s Apiary. But I have to be thorough in my reviews, so it’s got to be done.

First we need to ask: Does Sam even exist? The titular spies spend a lot of time and effort setting up traps for each other and establishing a fake apiary would certainly be within their typical hijinks. But this scenario doesn’t seem to involve any such trickery. The Black Spy has simply tied up his enemy, make him appear to be a flower, and pushed him in among the hives. I think this was an existing honey farm and that Sam is indeed real.

Sam’s got to be pretty good. They’ve got dozens of hives on the go and the bees seem to be healthy. And they’ve achieved this level of success in a world where the Black and White armies are causing damage all the time every day forever. That’s impressive. But we just don’t know enough to rank Sam as anything more than an average Beekeeper.

Two Honeycombs out of Five.

If any time travellers wanna go and put my picture in some tapestry or something, I’ll let ya take all the stuff that I ever misplaced and never found.

Adam: The Beekeeper Chronicles, Chapter Sixty-Three

Clint agreed to the partnership. The Street Sentry would work alongside Adam, Gladys, and Dante. In a few days they would meet again to coordinate their efforts.

But before heading home, Clint spoke to Dante.

“I saw you take out those mobsters at the club downtown. You’re tough.”

“Well, I had no clue anyone saw that, so you’re apparently sneaky for a big guy.”

“You ain’t afraid of the LeSauvage mob retaliating?”

“I’ll tell you this, you stick with us for a while, you’ll realize how low on the pecking order those guys are. You’ll have scarier things to fear.”

I went to a seance to try to ask Marshall McLuhan something. He told me that the guy channelling his spirit was the message.