In the interest of bulking up the amount of content I got onto the site before the year end, here is a bunch of sentences. BUT NOT JUST ANY SENTENCES! This is a list of sentences that, according to Google, are not appearing anywhere else on the Internet and therefore I am cool and original for having thought of them.

Go!:

• “Never trust the gerbil.”
• “Humans should colonize Earth.”
• “Do beavers know what time it is?”
• “Let Jesus bake the cake.”
• “Don’t let Jesus bake the cake.”
• “The doctor told me not to touch a butt.”
• “Shut up about igloos!”
• “My philtrum is just right.”
• “Schools need to teach about trilobites.”
• “The best movies are long movies.”
• “Osmosis was invented by frogs.”
• “The internet has sentences on it.”

There! I’m done! What more do you need?