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Q: What does a Mummy eat on Halloween?
A: Pyra-mints. (Like ’cause of Egypt)

Q: What does Frankenstein eat on Halloween?
A: Stitchers Bars (Like Snickers bars but with Frankenstein stitches)

Q: What does Dracula eat on Halloween?
A: Blood. (Vampires need only blood to survive.)

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