I guess from what I can find online that the American election has gone the way I would prefer it go, but there’s one thing that sure hasn’t gone the way I would prefer:

Thanks to the Comedy Network, I have zero way to watch The Daily Show and Colbert cover this stuff live. Having worked nights for so long, watching a live Daily Show is something I never have experienced. Still haven’t.

I’m reduced to looking at non-comedy news programs. (not intentionally comedy anyway)

Durr, I wonder if Little Choy will insult an alien.

Also, there’s the Phone Guys: