Okay, my latest encounter with the police has just occurred. It is just a small one, but I did say I’d put them all on here:
So I’d just gotten home from work and decided I’d go grab some groceries from the twenty-four hour Sobeys down the road. But I did not take a direct route, instead opting for a meandering path of walkin’ fun on side streets. I was wearing my mp3 player and dancing around like an idiot to Bowie as I went, and that was when I first noticed a car slowly going by me, which turned out to be a cop car. It went up ahead, then turned around and not-at-all subtly drove by me again, checkin’ me out an talking on the police-talking-machine. That was it, though. Didn’t even stop to ask me where I was going. Which is a shame.
I’ll never know if they were looking for someone in particular or if he was just checking out the mysterious trenchcoated scruffy guy walking around at four in the morning, but I do know that by the time that second pass-by happened, I was grinning like an idiot, which probably made me seem insane. Good times.
In other news: Bruise on my knee, don’t know why.
That bruise is where the cops injected you with a tracking chip while you slept.
That’s stupid. When I lose that leg, they won’t have a clue where I am. Typical lacklustre policing.
That’s what you think. Their chips multiply and spread throughout all of your organs via the bloodstream. You’ll only escape when you lose your entire body.
Pat! When are you going to be just a head??
Not soon enough.