A Momentous Occasion.
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 10:38 AM
So, last week I totally got an extra half of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup in my pack of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
See?
Do you see?
As you probably know, since Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are awesome and everyone should know how they work by now, the average pack of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups comes with three individual Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. The pack of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups I bought last week had the normal three Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and an addition half of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup! You can kinda see how the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup on the right was a little bit damaged by the extra half of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup which was smushed into the package with it.
Now it is unfortunate that sudden and unprecedented confusion for me on how to get the pictures from my camera to my computer delayed me a week in sharing this amazing news to the loyal public, but sure I couldn’t make such a claim without photographic evidence. People would assume I was just making it up for the fame. But I feel the announcement is not so abated because nothing else of interest has happened to me in the interim to mitigate its importance.
I got an extra half of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup everybody!
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16 Comments
Marq · 9928
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 10:44 am
It’s photoshopped!
PDR · 9929
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 10:45 am
You son of a bitch! You were there! You saw! YOU SAW! AUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!
Marq · 9930
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 10:45 am
Okay, yeah. If Pat’s life is so sad that this is news, he can have it.
PDR · 9931
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 10:46 am
My life is that sad, thankyouverymuch.
Marq · 9932
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 10:46 am
Are we having a comment war?
PDR · 9933
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 10:48 am
Technically I suspect a war would constitute entire armies and we are but two individuals, my status as a nation notwithstanding. At best this would be a comment fight.
Marq · 9934
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 10:48 am
I call Kip wins.
PDR · 9935
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 10:48 am
Dang.
Kip Williams · 9936
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 11:50 am
I call I win, Dang! Marq beat me to it!!!
Kip Williams · 9937
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 11:51 am
Also baby Jesus has a sword.
PDR · 9938
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 11:52 am
I… did not see that coming.
Marq · 9939
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 11:56 am
*SLICE*SLICE*
Marq · 9940
Tuesday 9th February 2010 @ 12:02 pm
Hey, maybe it was Baby Jesus that cut up that Reese Peanut Butter Cup and put it in your Reese Peanut Butter Cup package…
Allison · 10013
Thursday 11th February 2010 @ 12:03 pm
Maybe Baby Jesus realized that the multiplying fish and bread trick got totally old, so now he’s multiplying candy, one half at a time.
Tuckster · 10034
Friday 12th February 2010 @ 9:48 am
So did you eat the extra piece, Pat, or are you saving it as a holy relic?
PDR · 10036
Friday 12th February 2010 @ 1:39 pm
I did eat the extra half of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. At that point I hadn’t realized it was an attempt by Baby Jesus to update his repertoire so I neglected to create a shrine… Shame on me.