A Momentous Occasion.

So, last week I totally got an extra half of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup in my pack of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

See?

Do you see?

As you probably know, since Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are awesome and everyone should know how they work by now, the average pack of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups comes with three individual Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. The pack of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups I bought last week had the normal three Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and an addition half of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup! You can kinda see how the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup on the right was a little bit damaged by the extra half of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup which was smushed into the package with it.

Now it is unfortunate that sudden and unprecedented confusion for me on how to get the pictures from my camera to my computer delayed me a week in sharing this amazing news to the loyal public, but sure I couldn’t make such a claim without photographic evidence. People would assume I was just making it up for the fame. But I feel the announcement is not so abated because nothing else of interest has happened to me in the interim to mitigate its importance.

I got an extra half of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup everybody!

  1. You son of a bitch! You were there! You saw! YOU SAW! AUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!

  2. Okay, yeah. If Pat’s life is so sad that this is news, he can have it.

  3. Technically I suspect a war would constitute entire armies and we are but two individuals, my status as a nation notwithstanding. At best this would be a comment fight.

  4. I call I win, Dang! Marq beat me to it!!!

  5. Also baby Jesus has a sword.

  6. Hey, maybe it was Baby Jesus that cut up that Reese Peanut Butter Cup and put it in your Reese Peanut Butter Cup package…

  7. Maybe Baby Jesus realized that the multiplying fish and bread trick got totally old, so now he’s multiplying candy, one half at a time.

  8. So did you eat the extra piece, Pat, or are you saving it as a holy relic?

  9. I did eat the extra half of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. At that point I hadn’t realized it was an attempt by Baby Jesus to update his repertoire so I neglected to create a shrine… Shame on me.

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